Back by popular demand, The Sick Day Handbook is a yearlong resource on how to remove yourself from the 9-to-5. You'll learn what illnesses to catch and how to talk about them, and surefire excuses to bizarre no one could make them up. In fact, your boss will think you are such a moral person she'll beg you to take a day off. Perfect for anyone who feels that five days of work is just too much. Just don't keep this on your desk at work--unless of course, you're the boss! Filled with tips, suggestions, and schemes, such as which illnesses to claim for maximum believability, holidays corporate America ignores, scripts for calling in, and activities for your days off.